I Try to be Environmentally Friendly, and Nature Craps on Me

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Today I decided to be environmentally friendly and hang up some laundry on the line and what do you know, a bird craps on my pants. The environment is (sometimes) hostile to me!

Oh well, the other clothes were fine and a little less electricity was used up today so the environment will survive another 0.00000000000001 seconds longer. It all adds up.

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